The SAFE Bet: How to Lose Money Safely
In Techville’s vibrant chaos, startups chased funding from VCs and Angels. Elon Dust pitched NFT muffins to Shark Cubanzo, encountering the bewildering SAFE for future equity.
May 5, 2025
CEO Corner
A Share by Any Other Class: The Satirical Tale of VC Funding and Corporate Struggles
Silicon Valley’s labyrinthine corporate jungle, ruled by enigmatic VCs, features a bewildering hierarchy of share classes like Class A, B, and C, dictating power and influence.
May 2, 2025
Venture Capital for the Befuddled: A Satirical Tale of “Rounds,” “Term Sheets,” and Other Mysteries (Now Featuring Series D!)
An overly enthusiastic founder, Wi-Fi toasters, and the wild, bewildering world of venture capital—Bob’s startup journey gets toasted.
April 28, 2025
The Confusion Chronicles: A Small Business Owner’s Journey through the Financing Minefield
Unshakably optimistic Terry McDoodle pitches his revolutionary (and nonexistent) invisible socks, embarking on a tragicomic quest through the absurd world of startup funding.
April 25, 2025
The Rise and Fall (and Fall Again?) of the Dreamer with No Plan: A Cautionary Satire
Bob, a dreamer with a revolutionary app idea, learns the hard way that passion alone isn’t enough for success.
April 21, 2025
Tristan da Cunha: The Unlikely Global Superpower, and the Virginia Business That Decided to Conquer It
Virginia Business Ventures aims to transform remote Tristan da Cunha into a global superpower, blending ambition with isolation.
April 18, 2025
The Quest for Unicorns and Unicorn Money: A Satirical Tale of Investment Woes
Bob’s dream of WobbleTech, fueled by passion, falters against investor scrutiny. He learns financial jargon, transforming his vision into a data-backed plan.
April 14, 2025
The Misadventures of FlounderCo and PivotoCorp: A Satirical Journey Through Startup Missteps
A satirical dive into startup chaos, where bold ideas flounder and pivots spiral—revealing real lessons behind funny failures.
April 11, 2025
The Saga of Ted, Sally, and the Mystical Business Jargon
Ted and Sally navigate business jargon, build a cookie empire with clever strategies, and create a thriving subscription service.
April 7, 2025
The Spectacular Collision of Creativity and Innovation: A Comical Journey
A humorous look at creativity vs. innovation through fictional business blunders and breakthroughs—when ideas shine or hilariously crash.
April 4, 2025